ATTACK OF THE UNICORNS

if you wanna know why my title is attack of the unicorns, go find my first post...or actually read this entire thing. also because unicorns attacking the world would be a deadly awesome thing. (because of their horns....and unicorness.)
attack of the unicorns:
the unicorn shakes his mighty head,
with a gummy bear speared on his horn
and with feet made of lead
he crushes the crops of corn.
my friend and i were actually having a poetry slam of sorts and this is the horror that we came up with.